Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Trying to live your best life but failing because your life is a mess and you're too lazy to fix it.

I tried to live like a king but my bed is a disaster and I still wear pajamas to work.

She wants to be rich but still buys cheap chips and eats them in her car.

He tried to be cool but still talks to his mom like she's his best friend.

2

Talking nonsense about gross stuff while on your phone or to people. Doing it in places where other people have to suffer.

He was talking about his lunch and his ex's dog on the bus. Everyone was mad.

She texted her mom about her period in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

He said his boss smells like a garbage can while on a group call.

3

Being so clueless you might as well be dead.

He didn't notice the fire in the kitchen and just kept eating chips.

She walked into a wall and still didn't know why.

He thought the dog was his mom and called her for help.

4

A super famous, super hot black goddess who everyone knows and loves.

She’s the queen of the party and the best at basketball.

Everyone knows her and she’s got a million followers.

She’s rich, beautiful, and everyone’s jealous.

5

Something getting completely destroyed like it was never there.

The cake was obliterated and only crumbs were left.

The classroom was obliterated after the fight.

The cat got obliterated by the vacuum.

6

Not knowing anything. Used in texts because people are too lazy to think.

He texted me: 'idk what to do' and then went to sleep.

She said 'I don't know' and then forgot about it.

He texted 'I dunno' and then ate pizza.

7

A person who is loud, toxic, and has no filter. They cry at everything and are a fake friend.

She yelled at her brother for eating her chips and then cried.

He called his mom a b**** and then asked for help.

She said her crush was ugly and then cried when he ignored her.