Oblivilocus

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When you walk into a room and your brain decides to take a dirt nap and forgets why you came

I walked into the kitchen and forgot why I was hungry.

I entered the bathroom and forgot why I was mad.

I went into the living room and forgot why I was alive.

The worst kind of brain cramp where you’re like ‘I came here for a reason, but I can’t remember what it was’

I opened the fridge and forgot why I was looking for snacks.

I went into the bedroom and forgot why I was tired.

I entered the office and forgot why I was angry.

When your brain is so lazy it leaves you hanging in the doorway like a ghost with no memory

I walked into the kitchen and forgot why I was hungry.

I went to the bathroom and forgot why I was mad.

I entered the classroom and forgot why I was late.

You’re standing there like ‘what the hell’ because your brain forgot why you came

I entered the kitchen and forgot why I was hungry.

I walked into the hallway and forgot why I was confused.

I went into the bedroom and forgot why I was tired.

Your brain gives you the middle finger and forgets why you entered the room

I entered the kitchen and forgot why I was hungry.

I went into the office and forgot why I was angry.

I walked into the hallway and forgot why I was confused.