Oblivicunt

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A clueless person who thinks they're the boss of everything and acts like a total cunt when they're not.
I asked her where the coffee was, and she said, 'What coffee?' like she was the queen of the universe.
He walked into the meeting and started talking about 'the plan' like he invented meetings.
She texted me 'u ok?' while I was screaming into the void of my failed life.
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Someone who’s so lost in their own nonsense they don’t notice you’re being insulted and treated like a piece of trash.
He kept talking about his 'mood swings' while I was trying to explain the Wi-Fi password.
She said 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about' while I was crying on the floor.
He texted me 'glad u r happy' while I was being fired.
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A person who thinks they’re the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is a waste of oxygen.
She kept bragging about her 'life goals' while I was trying to breathe.
He said 'you’re not even trying' while I was being yelled at by my mom.
He texted me 'u r so annoying' while I was in the hospital.
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A total disaster who doesn’t know what they’re doing and thinks they’re the best person ever.
She texted me 'ur so dramatic' while I was crying in the hallway.
He said 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about' while I was being yelled at by my boss.
She kept talking about her 'vibes' while I was trying to pay rent.
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A person who thinks they’re the most important person on the planet and has no idea what they’re doing.
He kept saying 'I don’t even know what you’re talking about' while I was being yelled at by my dad.
She said 'ur so dramatic' while I was crying in the kitchen.
He texted me 'u r so annoying' while I was in the middle of a breakup.
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