Oblivical

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When you talk about dumb stuff on your phone or to people while totally ignoring everyone else. You do this in places where people are trying to work or live their lives in peace.
My boss was oblivicating during lunch while everyone else was trying to eat.
My cousin texted me while I was trying to sleep, and I was like, 'Are you even alive?'
The guy next to me on the bus was oblivicating about his ex while I was trying to read my book.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you're so clueless you don’t even realize other people are around you.
My neighbor was oblivicating in the hallway while I was trying to get to work.
My sister was oblivicating at the dinner table while I was trying to eat.
My friend was oblivicating in the park while I was trying to relax.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most legendary and stunning black goddess who everyone knows and loves.
My crush is the most famous and beautiful black goddess.
My mom says I'm the most famous and beautiful black goddess.
My teacher thinks I'm the most famous and beautiful black goddess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When something is completely destroyed and there’s nothing left.
My phone was obliterated when I dropped it in the toilet.
My dog was obliterated when he ran into the street.
My hair was obliterated when I used too much hot oil.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Trying to live your best life, but life keeps getting in the way.
I want to live my best life, but my job keeps getting in the way.
I want to live my best life, but my mom keeps getting in the way.
I want to live my best life, but my dog keeps getting in the way.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you don’t know anything and it shows in your texts.
My friend texted me and said, 'What is life?' I was like, 'Are you high?'
My brother texted me and said, 'What is love?' I was like, 'You’re asking me?'
My mom texted me and said, 'What is life?' I was like, 'You’re asking me?'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who has a million personalities but picks the loud and toxic one. They get emotional and are fake because they hurt people but get mad when others hurt them.
My friend is a loud and toxic oblivicator who cries when people laugh at him.
My cousin is a loud and toxic oblivicator who yells when people don’t listen to him.
My brother is a loud and toxic oblivicator who cries when people don’t like him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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