Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical bubble that makes you so clueless you think the world stopped working just to mess with you.

I walked into a wall and still didn't notice until someone screamed at me.

My mom called me three times and I thought it was a spam call.

I ate my lunch and didn't realize it was already 4 PM.

2

A bubble that wraps around your brain and tells you everything is fine even when it's not.

I missed my bus and still thought I was on time.

I got yelled at and said, 'Whatever, I was right.'

I drank my coffee and didn't notice it was lukewarm.

3

A bubble that makes you so dumb you think your dog is talking to you.

I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my cat instead.

I thought my boss was my mom and said, 'I love you, Mom.'

I walked out of the house and forgot I had a job.

4

A bubble that surrounds you like a trash can and you think you're the best person ever.

I spilled my drink and said, 'That was a cool move.'

I got fired and said, 'That was a long time coming.'

I walked into a room full of people and said, 'I didn't know you were here.'

5

A bubble that makes you so blind you think your pants are on backwards and you're still cool.

I wore my shirt inside out and still said, 'I look awesome.'

I sat on my lunch and thought I was eating it.

I waved at my friend and said, 'You didn't wave back. That’s rude.'