obliviation (ism);(ist)

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When you’re so clueless and lazy you don’t care if the whole world burns down because of your dumb choices.

I spilled my coffee on my boss’s shirt and just walked away. No remorse. No regret. Just obliviation.

My kid failed every test and I said, 'Whatever. He’ll figure it out.' That’s obliviation.

I broke my ex’s favorite mug and didn’t even apologize. Classic obliviation.

The art of being so unaware you think you’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

My friend asked me if I knew the restaurant was on fire. I said, 'Whatever. I’m eating my burger.' That’s obliviation.

I missed my flight and still didn’t realize I was late for work. Obliviation at its finest.

I got a divorce and still showed up to my ex’s party. Obliviation.

When you don’t care about anything, even when it’s literally falling apart around you.

My phone exploded in my hand and I just said, 'Cool.' That’s obliviation.

I got a flat tire and kept driving. No problem. Obliviation.

My dog ate my homework and I didn’t even notice. Obliviation.

The habit of ignoring everything, even when it hits you in the face like a sack of bricks.

I got yelled at by my teacher and still didn’t pay attention. Obliviation.

My dog bit my neighbor and I said, 'Whatever. He’s used to it.' Obliviation.

I got a ticket for speeding and still didn’t slow down. Obliviation.

When you’re so unaware you think you’re invincible and nothing can touch you, even when it clearly can.

I jumped in the pool and it was freezing, but I still said, 'I rule the world.' Obliviation.

I got a D on my math test and still said, 'I’m gonna be rich.' Obliviation.

I got kicked out of school and still showed up the next day. Obliviation.