Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you set something on fire just to watch it burn up and die like a bad decision.

I obliterated my math test with a lighter and a grudge.

My mom obliterated the cake because it was pink.

That guy obliterated his pizza because it had anchovies.

2

When you drink so much you might as well be dead and already in the afterlife.

She obliterated herself with six shots of tequila.

He obliterated the whole bottle of vodka and cried about it.

They obliterated the keg and passed out on the floor.

3

That kid who always thinks he's the main character in a cartoon and never checks his work.

Phineas is obliterated because he forgot his homework again.

Phineas is obliterated and still thinks he's a genius.

Phineas is obliterated and still builds a rocket to the moon.

4

When you don’t remember your own life and act like you’re a ghost who just showed up.

He was obliterated and forgot he had a job.

She was obliterated and thought her dog was her best friend.

They were obliterated and still didn’t know where they lived.

5

When you're so forgetful you might as well be a zombie who forgot how to eat.

David was obliterated and forgot his own name.

David was obliterated and still didn’t remember the day.

David was obliterated and thought he was a chicken.

6

When you're so dumb you could be a rock and still be confused about what a rock is.

That guy was obliterated and didn’t know what Tuesday was.

She was obliterated and thought the sun was a lightbulb.

They were obliterated and still didn’t know how to tie their shoes.

7

When you get so wasted you think you're a wizard and everything is magic.

He obliterated himself and thought he was a wizard.

She obliterated the room and turned everything into confetti.

They obliterated the whole party and made a mess of the universe.