Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Obliviati are people who walk through life like they're blind, stupid, and don't care if the whole world explodes around them.

A guy in a suit walks into a fountain and keeps walking like it's normal.

A girl texts while walking and doesn't notice a truck coming.

A guy walks into a bear and just keeps going.

2

Obliviati are like ghosts who ignore everything and everyone, even if they're about to get hit by a bus.

A man walks past a falling ceiling and doesn't flinch.

A kid eats a whole pizza while walking and doesn't notice the traffic.

A woman walks into a wall and keeps walking.

3

Obliviati are people who are so lost in their own world that they don't even notice when a bear is about to eat them.

A guy walks into a lake and keeps walking like it's a sidewalk.

A woman texts while walking and doesn't see a car coming.

A kid walks through a fire and doesn't even blink.

4

Obliviati are like zombies who don't care about anything, even if the world is ending.

A man walks into a crowd and doesn't even look up.

A girl walks through a storm and doesn't get wet.

A guy walks into a bear and just keeps walking.

5

Obliviati are people who are so dumb they walk through life like they're invisible and everyone else is a fool.

A man walks into a building and doesn't even know it's there.

A kid walks through a crowd and doesn't see anyone.

A woman walks into a wall and doesn't feel it.

6

Obliviati are like robots who don't feel anything, not even when the world is falling apart.

A man walks into a lake and keeps walking like it's a sidewalk.

A girl texts while walking and doesn't see the traffic.

A kid walks through a fire and doesn't get burned.