Oblivia/Oblivio

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A name for someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and ignores everything else like it's not there.

'I didn't hear you yell at me from across the room, I was too busy thinking about my sandwich.'

'He walked into a wall and still didn't notice me waving at him.'

'She texted me 10 times and I didn't see any of them because I was playing video games with my eyes closed.'

A person so clueless they think the sun came up just to shine on them.

'I didn't know the party was here because I thought it was at my house.'

'He missed the whole conversation because he was staring at his own reflection.'

'She didn't realize she was crying until I told her.'

A name for someone who doesn't know what's going on and doesn't care either.

'I didn't know you were mad at me because I was too busy eating my feelings.'

'He didn't notice the fire because he was busy arguing with a ghost.'

'She didn't see the cat jump on the table because she was too busy pretending to be a dragon.'

A person who thinks they're the only one who matters and forgets everything else.

'I didn't know the test was today because I thought it was last week.'

'He didn't see the car coming because he was too busy talking to his imaginary friend.'

'She didn't realize she was late because she thought the day started at noon.'

A name for someone who doesn't know what's happening and doesn't want to know either.

'I didn't know the meeting was cancelled because I thought it was a surprise party.'

'He didn't notice the rain because he was too busy arguing with a cloud.'

'She didn't see the dog running at her because she was too busy counting her toes.'