Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who's so clueless they think the sun came up just to check on them.

My mom is an obliviant. She didn't realize I was failing math until I failed the final exam.

He's been dating her for a year and still doesn't know she's cheating on him.

My brother is an obliviant. He thinks the pizza delivery guy is his best friend.

2

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. The guy who thinks he's the smartest kid in the world and builds giant robots just to prove it.

Phineas is an obliviant because he thinks he's the only one who can save the world.

He builds a rocket to go to the moon just to show off.

He doesn't realize that Ferb is actually smarter than him.

3

A person who acts like they’re not paying attention, even when they are literally right in front of you.

She’s an obliviant. She didn’t notice her phone was ringing while she was talking to me.

He’s an obliviant. He didn’t see the car coming and walked right into it.

My little brother is an obliviant. He didn’t notice his pants were on fire.

4

Someone who forgets everything, even when it’s right in front of their face.

He’s an obliviant. He forgot his own birthday.

She’s an obliviant. She forgot her keys, her phone, and her pants.

My dog is an obliviant. He forgot where the food was and dug up the whole backyard.

5

David. The guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and nobody else matters.

David is an obliviant. He thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he failed algebra.

He’s an obliviant. He didn’t notice the teacher was talking to him.

He’s an obliviant. He forgot his own name at the party.

6

A person who's so dumb they think the sky is a giant pizza and they're the only one who gets it.

My friend is an obliviant. He thinks the sky is a pizza and the clouds are cheese.

He's an obliviant. He didn't realize he was wearing socks inside out.

He's an obliviant. He thinks the traffic light is a game show.

7

A person who’s so drunk they think the world is made of glitter and they’re the main character.

He's an obliviant. He thinks the bar is a spaceship and he’s the captain.

She's an obliviant. She tried to dance on a table and fell over.

They're both obliviant. They thought the bartender was their long-lost twin brother.