Oblivianationastic

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So lost in your head you think you’re the only one who exists

Bro, I was so deep in thought I didn’t notice the fire truck behind me.

She was so zoned out she didn’t realize her pants were on inside out.

He walked into a wall because he was too busy arguing with a ghost in his brain.

Thinking so hard your brain is trying to escape your skull

I was so lost in thought my brain tried to leave through my ears.

She was thinking so hard her eyes turned into cartoon eyes.

He was so deep in thought his hair stood on end like a bad hair day from hell.

Being so focused you forget to breathe and probably offended the air

He was so focused on his thoughts he forgot to breathe and yelled at the air.

She was so absorbed in her mind she didn’t notice the smell of burnt toast.

He was so deep in thought he actually talked to his shadow.

So deep in your thoughts you think you’re in a movie and you’re the star

He was so lost in thought he started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

She was so deep in thought she did a dramatic turn and whispered, 'It’s you, isn’t it?'

He was so in his head he did a karate chop at nothing.

Thinking so hard your thoughts are now a public nuisance

He was so lost in thought he yelled at the coffee machine.

She was so deep in thought she started arguing with the mailman.

He was thinking so hard the neighbor called the police.