Oblivian

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When you're so busy thinking about your own life that you don't notice the dumb or dangerous stuff happening around you, like a flamingo wearing a hat in a tornado.
I was talking to my ex about the weather and didn't see the flamingo on fire.
He was texting his mom about his goldfish and got hit by a car.
She was watching cat videos and didn't notice the giant hole in the floor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst kind of ghost, you don't want to be remembered, but you're also scared no one will remember you, like a ghost who's bad at math.
He died and now he's haunting the school because he doesn't know if he's famous or just forgotten.
She's a ghost who's mad she didn't get enough likes on her last post.
He's a ghost who forgot his own name and now he's just 'the ghost'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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