Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to look so bad people think you’re cursed.

My cousin’s face looked like it was hit by a pizza truck.

That guy at the bus stop had a beard so wild it looked like a raccoon had a bad day.

She showed up to the party in a shirt that matched her mood: absolutely trashy.

2

when your face is so bad it could scare a ghost.

He walked in like he just came out of a haunted house.

Her skin looked like it had been burned by a toaster.

That kid’s face was so bad it made the class laugh for five minutes straight.

3

when you look so bad you could make a dog cry.

He showed up in a shirt that was three sizes too small and smelled like old socks.

Her hair looked like it had been attacked by a tornado.

That guy’s face was so bad it made the teacher stop talking mid-sentence.

4

when your face is so bad it could win a contest for being the worst.

He looked like he had been hit by a bus and then forgotten about.

Her make-up looked like it had been applied by a blind monkey.

That guy had a face so bad it could make a zombie blush.

5

when you look so bad people think you’re a failed experiment.

He looked like he was made out of glue and regret.

Her face looked like it had been squeezed by a giant hand.

That kid looked like he had been dropped in a blender.