Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A measurement of how clueless someone is. Like a dumb meter stuck on 10.

I gave him the answer 3 times and he still didn’t get it. Oblivi all the way.

She walked into the room and didn’t notice the party. Oblivi supreme.

He forgot his own name. Oblivi king.

2

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb. The one who’s always making wild inventions. The other one is just there to look cool.

Phineas is the brain. Ferb is the cool one. Oblivi is the brain.

Phineas is like the smart kid who still gets in trouble. Oblivi is that kid.

Phineas is the one who builds the rollercoaster. Oblivi is the one who built it.

3

Not paying attention. Like you’re stuck in a slow motion dream.

He was oblivi during the whole test. Got a zero.

She didn’t hear the teacher call her name. Oblivi mode on.

He walked past his mom and didn’t notice her. Oblivi extraordinaire.

4

Dumb as a brick. Can’t remember anything. Like a goldfish with a memory loss.

He forgot what day it was. Oblivi for sure.

She couldn’t remember her own password. Oblivi at its finest.

He forgot his own name. Oblivi king.

5

David. The one who talks too much and doesn’t know anything.

David is the one who says the dumbest things. Oblivi is the dumbest.

David talks nonstop. Oblivi talks nonstop and is dumb.

David is the class clown. Oblivi is the dumb class clown.

6

A brainless donkey. Doesn’t know what’s going on. Doesn’t care either.

He didn’t know the test was tomorrow. Oblivi brainless donkey.

She didn’t hear the bell ring. Oblivi donkey.

He forgot his lunch and didn’t care. Oblivi donkey mode.

7

A mix of being super drunk and not paying attention. Like being a drunk goldfish.

He was oblivi after drinking 10 beers. Drunk goldfish mode.

She couldn’t walk straight and didn’t notice the party. Oblivi drunk goldfish.

He drank so much he forgot his own name. Oblivi king.