obliverated

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A stupid word that people use to sound cool when they just mean drunk. It's not real. It’s like saying ‘I’m obliverated’ instead of ‘I’m wasted’ and getting called out for it.
"I’m obliverated, man," he said, then fell over.
"She was obliverated and still managed to text me," said my mom.
"He tried to say he was obliverated, but I saw him eating pizza."
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When you’re so drunk you don’t care about anything, not even your own face. You’re like a zombie who just wants to sleep and maybe fight someone.
"I was obliverated and tried to eat my own sock," said my brother.
"She was obliverated and danced in the shower," said my friend.
"He was obliverated and tried to explain quantum physics to a cat."
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A fancy ghetto word for being totally wasted. It’s like saying ‘I’m obliterated’ but with more attitude and less spelling.
"I’m obliverated," he said, then fell out of a window.
"She was obliverated and tried to text me in pig Latin," said my mom.
"He was obliverated and tried to convince a pizza box he was alive."
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When someone says obliverated instead of obliterate and then gets mad when you tell them they’re wrong. It’s like a toddler who thinks they’re a king.
"I said obliverated, not obliterate!" he screamed at the bar.
"She was obliverated and tried to fight a chair," said my cousin.
"He got obliverated and tried to explain the universe to a dog."
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A mix of oblivion and obliterate. It’s like being so drunk you’re halfway to the afterlife and still trying to fight someone.
"I was obliverated and saw my grandma’s ghost," said my uncle.
"She was obliverated and tried to sing opera in the shower," said my friend.
"He was obliverated and tried to text me in invisible ink."
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When you’re so drunk you’re ready for a good shagging. It’s like being wasted and still having energy to fight your friend.
"I was obliverated and tried to shag my brother," said my cousin.
"She was obliverated and tried to shag a lamp," said my friend.
"He was obliverated and tried to shag a pizza box."
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When you’re so drunk you’re both obliterated and oblivious. It’s like being wasted and still not getting why you’re wasted.
"I was obliverated and still didn’t know why," said my brother.
"She was obliverated and tried to explain it to a dog," said my friend.
"He was obliverated and still didn’t know where he was."
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