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A woman with a clit who’s so clueless they think the world stopped spinning just because they had a bad hair day

She didn’t notice the entire class laughing at her because she was too busy thinking about her crush.

She walked into the hallway and didn’t realize the principal was yelling at her.

She missed the fire alarm because she was texting her mom about her breakfast.

A lady with a clit who thinks everyone else is brain-dead because they’re not paying attention to her drama

She didn’t realize her friend was crying because she was too busy telling everyone about her ex.

She sat through the whole lunch period talking about her crush, not noticing the teacher was watching her.

She walked into the gym and didn’t see the entire team waiting for her because she was texting her mom.

A woman with a clit who’s so lost in her own world they think everyone else is just pretending to live

She didn’t know the test had started because she was thinking about her crush’s hair.

She walked past her best friend and didn’t realize they were trying to talk to her.

She sat in the wrong class because she was too busy texting her mom about her lunch.

A lady with a clit who thinks the whole world is on break because they’re not paying attention to their own life

She didn’t know the game had started because she was too busy thinking about her crush’s laugh.

She walked into the kitchen and didn’t realize her mom was yelling at her.

She sat through the whole meeting because she was texting her mom about her snack.

A woman with a clit who’s so clueless they think the universe revolves around their crush and nothing else

She didn’t notice the teacher was angry because she was too busy thinking about her crush’s voice.

She missed the entire presentation because she was texting her mom about her crush.

She walked into the hallway and didn’t realize the whole school was laughing at her because she was thinking about her crush.