Oblitter

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To completely wipe out something so bad it’s like it never existed. Like your mom’s cooking and your little brother’s homework combined.
My brother oblittered my pizza. It was just crumbs and regret.
That exam? Oblittered. I failed so hard I got a new nickname.
The dog oblittered my shoes. Now they’re just sad pieces of fabric.
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To destroy something with such force it’s like it was never there. Like your ex’s face after you break up with them.
The kid oblittered my phone. Now I can’t text my crush.
That math test? Oblittered. I didn’t even know the questions.
The cat oblittered my sandwich. Now it’s just a sad pile of bread.
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To knock something down so hard it’s like it was never there. Like your little brother after you take his favorite toy.
I oblittered my sister’s art project. It was just a mess of crayon and tears.
That video game? Oblittered. I didn’t even finish the first level.
The dog oblittered my homework. Now I have to do it all over again.
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To completely destroy something so bad it's like it was never there. Like your mom’s voice when she yells at you.
I oblittered my math homework. It was just scribbles and frustration.
That pizza? Oblittered. It was just cheese and regret.
The cat oblittered my shoe. Now it’s just a sad piece of fabric.
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To destroy something so bad it’s like it was never there. Like your little brother’s face when you eat his favorite cookie.
My brother oblittered my favorite snack. It was just crumbs and sadness.
That test? Oblittered. I got a zero and a new nickname.
The dog oblittered my shoe. Now it’s just a sad piece of fabric.
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