Obliterit

When someone drinks so much their brain turns to mush and they can't even spell their own name in a text. It looks like a toddler threw a keyboard at a wall.

When you're so wasted you can't even type straight. Your fingers are drunk and your brain is on vacation.

When you’re so plastered you send messages that make no sense. It’s like a drunk monkey typed it.

When you're so drunk you can’t even send a proper text. You type like a confused toddler on a sugar high.

When you're so wasted you send texts that look like someone hit the alphabet with a hammer.

When you're so drunk you send messages that look like a raccoon typed them on a keyboard with its feet.