obliterfuck

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To rip someone apart so bad their grandkids are still crying about it.
I obliterfuck that guy in the cafeteria. He’s still hiding under his desk.
She obliterfuck my math test so bad the teacher gave me a D for crying.
He obliterfuck my dog. Now my dog won’t come near him.
2
To make someone so embarrassed their face turns the color of a rotten tomato.
He obliterfuck me in front of the whole class. I ran out crying.
She obliterfuck my brother by singing his favorite song in the shower.
My mom obliterfuck my dad by telling his boss he’s a bad employee.
3
To beat someone up so hard they wish they were dead.
He obliterfuck me in the park. I had to go to the hospital.
My sister obliterfuck my brother for stealing her snack.
The teacher obliterfuck the class for not doing homework.
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To humiliate someone so bad their friends don’t talk to them anymore.
I obliterfuck my friend in front of the whole school. Now no one talks to him.
She obliterfuck my brother by telling everyone he eats dirt for breakfast.
My dad obliterfuck my mom by telling her she’s the worst cook ever.
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To destroy someone so badly they can’t even stand up straight.
He obliterfuck me in the hallway. I was too tired to walk home.
She obliterfuck my dog by throwing a ball at him for 10 minutes straight.
My brother obliterfuck my sister by making her eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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