Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get so messed up you think you’re dying, but you’re just hungover and confused.

I drank 12 shots and a whole bottle of wine. I think I’m dead.

He ate four pizzas and a whole cake. He’s not alive anymore.

She took three hits of weed and a shot of tequila. She’s in another dimension.

2

So high you forget your own name and think your dog is your mom.

I took two hits and forgot who I was. My dog was my mom.

He smoked so much he thought his sister was a ghost.

She took a hit and started talking to the wall like it was her best friend.

3

When something gets so destroyed it’s like it was never there, and even the ghosts are sad about it.

The house was destroyed. It looked like a tornado came through and cried.

The car was completely gone. It looked like it was eaten by a monster.

The pizza was obliterated. It was like it never existed.

4

To forget something so completely you don’t even remember you forgot it.

I forgot my birthday so completely I didn’t even remember I had a birthday.

He forgot his mom’s name so completely he thought she was his dad.

She forgot her password so completely she didn’t even know what it was.

5

Killing someone so hard it’s like you gave them a lifetime supply of pain.

He killed the guy so hard he gave him a lifetime of pain.

She beat up the dog so hard it was like the dog had died 10 times.

They killed the chicken so hard it was like it was already dead.

6

Going from being alive to being completely gone, like you were never there.

He was alive one second and gone the next. Like he never existed.

She was here and then she wasn’t. Like she was never real.

The cat was there and then it wasn’t. Like it was never born.

7

A cooler way to say ‘obliterated’ that Sid made up and Kim just stole.

Sid said it first, and Kim stole it. Now it’s hers.

He used the word and Kim said it was hers. It wasn’t.

They both used it, and now it’s a battle of who used it first.