Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so lost in their own mess they don’t notice anything else and punch anyone who gets in their way.

My cousin after his third beer and a fight with the pizza guy.

My dog after I yelled at him for eating my homework.

My uncle at a family reunion when he thought he was at a bar.

2

Getting so messed up you might as well be dead.

My friend after a night of shots and a karaoke battle.

My mom after she drank the whole bottle of wine.

My brother after he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.

3

So destroyed you might as well be gone for good.

My room after I threw a fit and broke everything.

My dog after he got into the trash and ate my shoes.

My little brother after I pushed him into a pool in the middle of the night.

4

Forgetting someone so completely you might as well have never met them.

My ex after I forgot our anniversary and our break-up.

My dog after I left him alone for a week.

My sister after I moved out and never called her.

5

Killing someone so hard it looks like a movie scene.

My dad after he beat up the mailman for delivering the wrong paper.

My brother after he got into a fight with the school bully.

My friend after he challenged a dragon in a video game.

6

Going from being there to not being there in one instant.

My dog after I turned off the lights and he vanished.

My little brother after I scared him with a jump-scare.

My friend after he got hit by a bus and disappeared.

7

So high you don’t even know you’re high and think you’re a superhero.

My friend after he ate six candy bars and thought he could fly.

My mom after she drank the whole bottle of soda and thought she was a rock star.

My brother after he took three hits of smoke and thought he could run faster than a cheetah.