oblitas

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Oblitas as a last name is the worst! You’re a soft, sappy, overly nice mess.

My cousin Oblitas cried when I spilled coffee on his shirt.

Oblitas wouldn’t even laugh when I told him my dog ate his homework.

Oblitas gave me a hug after I told him I failed math.

If Oblitas is your last name, you’re a weakling who thinks everyone is perfect.

Oblitas let my brother punch him in the face because he was ‘being nice’.

Oblitas didn’t even scold me for stealing his pizza.

Oblitas cried when I told him my dog was sick.

Oblitas is such a bad last name! You’re the kind of person who thinks kindness is a superpower.

Oblitas let my dog chew up his shoes and didn’t even yell.

Oblitas cried when I told him my cat was missing.

Oblitas didn’t even laugh when I told him I failed algebra.