oblisterated

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When you stick so many stickers on a guitar it looks like it got hit by a sticker tornado and then cried about it.

My guitar looks like a sticker war zone. I can’t even see the wood anymore.

This guitar has more stickers than my ex has regrets.

I stuck a sticker on my guitar so hard it screamed.

When you cover a guitar in stickers so aggressively it’s like you’re trying to glue the sticker to the guitar’s soul.

I stuck stickers on my guitar until it looked like it was about to peel out of its skin.

That guitar is sticker-covered like it was born in a sticker factory.

I stickered my guitar so much it’s now a sticker monument.

When you plaster stickers on a guitar so much it looks like it got attacked by a sticker monster.

My guitar got sticker-bombed. It’s now a sticker battlefield.

That guitar has stickers on it like it was a sticker victim.

I stickered my guitar so hard it got sticker burns.

When you stick so many stickers on a guitar it’s like you’re trying to make it look like a sticker buffet.

I stickered my guitar so much it looks like a sticker buffet. I could eat it.

That guitar has so many stickers it’s like it’s been to a sticker restaurant.

My guitar has stickers on it like it was sticker food.

When you stick stickers on a guitar until it looks like it’s been through a sticker war and lost.

My guitar was sticker-warred. It looks like it got sticker-burned.

That guitar was sticker-bombed and now it’s sticker-dead.

I stickered my guitar so much it looks like it was in a sticker battle.

When you sticker a guitar so much it looks like it’s been in a sticker explosion and never wants to come out.

My guitar was in a sticker explosion. It’s now sticker-covered for life.

That guitar looks like it was in a sticker bomb blast.

I stickered my guitar so much it exploded into stickers.