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Blown away like a farts in a hurricane, completely destroyed, drunk enough to start a war

After the fifth round of shots, he looked like a drunk squirrel fighting a bear.

She drank so much, her dog started barking at her for being loud.

The party was so wild, the neighbors called the cops and got drunk too.

So smashed, you could use your face as a toilet, completely trashed, drunk like a sailor on a pirate ship

He drank so much, he tried to dance with the ceiling fan.

She drank until her cat started talking to her.

The bar closed early because everyone was too loud and drunk.

Drunk enough to fall into a hole and never come out, completely wasted, like a zombie with a hangover

He drank so much, he tried to eat the table.

She got so drunk, she started crying at the pizza place.

The whole group passed out on the floor and woke up at noon.