Oblissvious

I’m oblissvious I could eat a whole pizza by myself and still be happy

I’m oblissvious I could win the lottery and still be the most obnoxious person in the room

I’m oblissvious I could be stuck in traffic for 10 hours and still laugh at everyone else's problems

I’m oblissvious like I just got a medal for being the worst at everything

I’m oblissvious like I passed the test even though I didn’t study

I’m oblissvious like I could fail a class and still think I’m the best student

I’m oblissvious like I think I’m the only one who’s ever been right

I’m oblissvious like I’ve never been wrong in my whole life

I’m oblissvious like I can’t even imagine being wrong