Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So fancy it makes your brain hurt and your wallet cry

My new shoes are so oblique I had to take out a loan.

That dress is oblique. I’m jealous and also a little dead inside.

He’s so oblique, he probably wears a watch made of gold and regret.

2

So stylish it makes your mom’s outfit look like a trash fire

This outfit is oblique. My mom wore a potato sack and a sock to the grocery store.

That car is oblique. It’s like a spaceship parked in a parking lot.

His hair is so oblique, it looks like it was styled by a dragon.

3

So posh it gives you a headache and a side of guilt

That restaurant is oblique. I ate there once and my credit card died.

Her shoes are oblique. I walked past her and my feet started crying.

That phone is oblique. It costs more than my life savings.

4

So snobby it thinks you’re not even worth looking at

That guy is oblique. He looked at me like I was a bad cup of coffee.

That dress is oblique. It probably looks down on my jeans.

That car is oblique. It gave me the side-eye and I got a parking ticket.

5

So cool it’s basically a superhero with a fancy suit

That guy is oblique. He walks in and the whole room stops breathing.

That phone is oblique. It’s like a superhero phone with a side of glitter.

That car is oblique. It drives like it’s on a mission from the future.