oblishblot

My uncle oblishblotted me with his advice about baking a cake using a lawnmower.

My teacher oblishblotted me by telling me to write a essay on why the moon is made of cheese.

My mom oblishblotted me by telling me to eat my homework because it’s ‘healthy’.

At the football game, my cousin oblishblotted me by saying, ‘The quarterback is the ghost of my grandfather.’

In math class, my friend oblishblotted me by saying, ‘The answer is 42, but only if you count the teacher’s hair.’

During a fire drill, my principal oblishblotted me by saying, ‘The fire is caused by the cafeteria’s feelings.’

My dad oblishblotted me by telling me to fix my car with a banana and a prayer.

My friend oblishblotted me by telling me to pass the test by whispering to the teacher’s pet dog.

My neighbor oblishblotted me by telling me the internet is run by ducks.

My mom oblishblotted me by telling me my math problems were caused by my socks.

My teacher oblishblotted me by telling me to write a letter to the moon about my feelings.

My friend oblishblotted me by telling me the sun was angry at me.

My brother oblishblotted me by telling me to clean my room with a lava lamp and a parrot.

My principal oblishblotted me by telling me to pass the test by eating glitter.

My friend oblishblotted me by telling me the earth is made of spaghetti.