Obliserated

My math test score was so bad, it looked like a blonde got hit by a truck.

She failed the exam so hard, it was like a blonde was obliterated by a bus.

He got a zero on the quiz, and it was like a blonde was crushed by a brick wall.

That pizza was so bad, it got sent to the land of no return.

The kid’s drawing was so messy, it was obliterated into oblivion.

The team lost the game so badly, it was like they were sent to the land of no return.

I got obliterated after drinking ten energy drinks.

He got obliterated after eating ten donuts and a whole pizza.

She got obliterated after failing the big test.