Oblirated

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When you’re Jewish and you think ‘obliterated’ means you got kicked out of the fridge.

My cousin said he was obliterated because his mom took his last cookie.

I got obliterated because I ate the last slice of pizza.

My brother got obliterated because he said ‘shmatas’ in the temple.

When you’re Jewish and you think ‘obliterated’ means your mom called you a ‘shmatas’ in front of everyone.

My mom obliterated me in front of my bar mitzvah guests.

My uncle got obliterated because he forgot the bracha on the cake.

I was obliterated because I said ‘challah’ instead of ‘cholent’.

When you’re Jewish and you think ‘obliterated’ means your whole family is mad at you.

I got obliterated because I missed the whole Passover seder.

My sister got obliterated because she stole my latkes.

I got obliterated because I said ‘mensch’ instead of ‘menorah’.