Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ultimate form of manhood. A stud is someone who looks good, acts good, and doesn't let anyone talk trash.

My cousin is a stud. He got 10 girls to text him at once.

That guy in math class is a stud. He got a 100 on the test and still looked cool.

My dog is a stud. He ate my homework and still got a B.

2

When you're so mad you can't stand up straight. You're like a wobbly drunk man who just got yelled at by his mom.

I was triggered when my mom said I failed math. I shook like a leaf.

My brother got tilted when he found out I ate his sandwich. He shook like a dog with a bone.

When my teacher said I was late, I felt so triggered I shook like a mad man.

3

The best muscle ever. It helps you walk, run, and look cool. Without it, you'd be a sad, wobbly blob.

My legs are the best muscle. I can run a mile and still look cool.

My brother's legs are the best muscle. He can jump over a car.

My dog's legs are the best muscle. He can run faster than me.

4

When things are not straight. Like when you're trying to draw a line and it looks like a drunken snake.

My math teacher said my answer was oblique. It looked like a mess.

My friend's handwriting is oblique. It looks like a spider web.

My dog's tail is oblique. It wiggles like a crazy man.

5

A huge pain in the ass. It's like having a million definitions to memorize and no time to do it.

Obliquity is a pain in the ass. I had to memorize 10 definitions for my test.

My teacher said obliquity is a pain in the ass. I got a headache from it.

Obliquity is like having a million homework assignments and no time to do them.

6

When someone or something is not normal. They're like a weirdo who doesn't fit in anywhere.

My cousin is oblique. He wears a hat to bed.

My teacher is oblique. She talks to the ceiling like it's her best friend.

My dog is oblique. He eats my shoes and still looks cool.

7

When something is not cool. It's like your best friend got a bad haircut and now looks like a sad chicken.

That movie was oblique fire. It was like watching a sad chicken dance.

My brother's haircut is oblique fire. It looks like a sad chicken.

My dog's hair is oblique fire. It looks like a sad chicken.