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Getting yelled at like you’re the worst person who ever lived. It’s like being roasted by a flaming taco.

My mom called me a ‘disgrace to my genes’ during breakfast.

My boss said I was ‘worse than a broken printer’ in front of everyone.

My crush texted me ‘you’re like a bad pizza’ and blocked me.

When someone talks to you like you just failed a test and they’re the teacher who also hates you.

My uncle said I was ‘a disaster in disguise’ after I spilled coffee on him.

My teacher said I was ‘the reason the class is suffering’ during a pop quiz.

My ex said I was ‘a waste of time’ and then texted my new crush.

Getting talked to like you’re a kid who forgot to do their homework and also broke the principal’s favorite pencil.

My sister called me ‘the worst sibling ever’ after I took her snack.

My dad said I was ‘a disgrace to my family’ after I lost his keys.

My crush told me I was ‘a total mess’ and then left me hanging.

Getting yelled at so hard it feels like you’re the reason the world is ending and also the reason your lunch is cold.

My mom screamed at me like I killed her favorite dog.

My teacher said I was ‘the worst student in history’ during a test.

My crush texted me ‘you’re the worst’ and then ghosted me.

Getting talked to like you’re the reason everyone is sad and also the reason the internet is slow.

My dad said I was ‘a disappointment to my entire family’ after I messed up his dinner.

My teacher said I was ‘the reason the class is failing’ after I failed a test.

My crush told me I was ‘the worst’ and then said I was ‘beneath them’.