Oblio

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A lumpy, freckly kid who lives in a town of sharpies and knows nothing about being cool.
My cousin thinks he's Oblio because he eats cereal for dinner.
My teacher said I was like Oblio, but I told her I was like a cooler version.
Oblio would fail a math test and then throw a tantrum in the hallway.
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The guy who starts a fight over something stupid and then acts like it's the best thing ever.
My brother started a fight over who had the better phone case. Classic Oblio.
She argued with the barista for ten minutes because the coffee was too hot. Total Oblio.
He got into a screaming match with a pigeon. I swear it was Oblio.
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A 1998 album by Mike Colin that’s so bad it makes your ears bleed and your soul cry.
I listened to Oblio and now I can’t hear my mom’s voice.
My dog hates this album. He barks at the music.
My friend’s playlist is just Oblio on repeat. It’s like a punishment.
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