Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Diamonds. Usually stuck with gold to make something look fancy. Found in a Miami news story about some cops and crooked politicians. A guy was caught wearing a wire, and he was all dressed up like a rich idiot.

'He had obling like a billionaire, but he was still a crook.'

'That guy had obling and a bad attitude.'

'She was walking around with obling like she owned the place.'

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2

You just start laughing so hard you're out of control. Like when something hits you and you can't stop. It's more ridiculous than just saying 'lol.'

'He said the joke and I oblinged so hard I fell over.'

'The dog did something stupid and she oblinged in the middle of a meeting.'

'I oblinged so hard I got a laugh out of the cat.'

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3

Going totally nuts. Like you're losing your mind and you're not even trying to hide it. You're just screaming into the void.

'He went obling when the coffee ran out.'

'She was obling because the dog ate her shoes.'

'He got obling when he realized he forgot his pants.'

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4

You're so logical you're practically a robot. You're thinking so much you're not even human anymore.

'He was obling and calculated every move like a computer.'

'She was obling and knew exactly why the sky was blue.'

'He was obling and could solve a math problem in his head.'

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5

Osama bin Laden, the biggest idiot ever. He wants to destroy the best country in the world. He needs to be caught, tortured, and killed in front of everyone.

'That dumbass OBL wants to destroy America.'

'OBL is the worst person to ever live.'

'He needs to be caught, tortured, and killed like a real man.'

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6

A grandma grabs your wrist like she's trying to steal your youth. She's got that look like she's going to tell you a life lesson.

'That grandma oblinged me and told me I needed to marry her son.'

'She oblinged me and I could not escape.'

'He oblinged me and I had to listen to his life story.'

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7

The misery of being in love when it doesn't work. It's like being stuck in a bad relationship with no way out.

'Being in love with him was like being stuck in a bad movie.'

'She was in love and it was the worst thing ever.'

'That love felt like a curse.'

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