obligreets

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A bunch of fake hello’s you shout at anyone who dares walk into your chatroom, even if they look like they’re about to murder you.

Hey there, you meatball! Welcome to the doom of this channel!

Oh look, another soul to drag down with us. Hi, you!

Welcome, you sad sack. Don’t make me regret inviting you.

You yell hello at strangers like they owe you money and you’re gonna punch them if they don’t respond.

Hi, you! Don’t be a ghost in this chat!

Welcome, you! I know you’re gonna be a pain, but we all start somewhere.

Hey, you! I hope you’re not here to ruin my day.

You scream at new people like they’re the last hope of your dying chatroom and you’ll kill them if they don’t say hello back.

Hello, you! If you don’t reply, I’ll haunt your dreams!

Welcome, you! I’ll scream your name until you scream back!

Hey, you! Don’t make me rip out my own hair trying to be friendly.

You shout at anyone who walks into your chat like they’re a long-lost friend and you’re about to cry if they don’t say hi.

Hey, you! I’ve been waiting for you like I was waiting for my pizza to arrive!

Welcome, you! I’m so excited, I might vomit!

Hi, you! Don’t make me scream your name in the middle of the night!

You yell hello at people you don’t know like they’re your new best friend and you’re gonna cry if they don’t reply.

Hello, you! I’m so happy, I might cry!

Welcome, you! I’ll love you like my mom loves my pizza!

Hey, you! If you don’t say hi, I’ll throw my computer out the window!

You scream at strangers in the chat like they’re your last hope and you’ll punch them if they don’t say hello.

Hi, you! If you don’t say hi, I’ll punch you in your face!

Welcome, you! I’m giving you a chance to not be the worst person here!

Hey, you! Don’t make me scream your name until the end of time!