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My cousin's basement looks like a raccoon threw up in a dumpster.

That new restaurant has a bathroom that smells like a dead fish.

The hotel room was so dirty, I almost called the cops.

That concert was so loud, my ears are still ringing.

The food at the buffet tasted like it was cooked by a mad scientist.

The paint job on the office looked like a toddler had a tantrum with a crayon.

That new mall looks like it was built by a group of angry squirrels.

The gym had a wall that looked like it was hit by a train.

The office had a logo that looked like it was made by a confused toddler.

That movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep during the credits.

The meeting was so long, I considered booking a flight to Mars.

The office party had a cake that looked like it was made by a drunk alien.

That restaurant had a menu that looked like it was written by a madman.

The hotel room had a bed that looked like it was made of bricks.

The office had a printer that made more noise than a rock concert.