obligized

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Something you do because you’re forced to, even if it kills you. You don’t want to do it, but you do it because you’re a pushover and you don’t want to get yelled at.
I went to her birthday party because I was obligated. She threatened to break my phone if I didn’t show up.
My mom said I had to clean my room because I was obligated. I didn’t even get a cookie for my trouble.
I took the job because I was obligated. I didn’t even like the boss.
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A person who’s too weak to say no. They promise you stuff and never follow through because they’re scared of your temper.
My friend said he’d help me move, but he was obligated. He showed up late, broke my lamp, and left me with a broken back.
My girlfriend said she’d cook dinner. She was obligated, so she burned the meat and forgot to put the salt in.
My dad said he’d pay for my college. He was obligated, but he still left me with $300 in debt.
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A quick way to say you agree. You say it because you’re lazy and don’t want to think.
He said, 'Obligized?' and I said, 'Yeah, I’m in.'
She texted me, 'You obligized?' I said, 'Yeah, I’m there.'
He called me and said, 'You obligized?' I said, 'Yeah, I’m coming.'
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When you do something because you have to. You don’t want to, but you do it anyway because you’re a sucker.
I agreed to the job because I was obligated. I didn’t even like the office.
I agreed to help my brother because I was obligated. I didn’t even get a thank you.
I agreed to go to the party because I was obligated. I didn’t even know the people there.
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When you smell your own poop because you’re too dumb to know better. You do it because you feel like you have to.
I took a big poop and smelled it because I was obligated. It smelled like old socks.
I wiped my butt and smelled my hand because I was obligated. It was worse than my sister’s hair.
I took a tiny poop and smelled it because I was obligated. It was like a fart in a bottle.
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When you get forced into something. You don’t want to do it, but someone makes you do it and you have no choice.
I was forced into the job because I was obligated. I didn’t even like the people there.
I was forced into the relationship because I was obligated. I didn’t even like her.
I was forced into the party because I was obligated. I didn’t even know the people there.
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When you do something because you’re too weak to say no. You don’t like it, but you do it anyway.
I went to the party because I was obligated. I didn’t even like the people there.
I took the job because I was obligated. I didn’t even like the boss.
I agreed to the relationship because I was obligated. I didn’t even like her.
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