obligitabye

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The fake goodbye you say at the end of a meeting because you know you're all going to end up back in the same room later.

'Bye, see you tomorrow,' said the guy who was already texting the team about the next meeting.

'Goodbye,' she said, then immediately closed her laptop and opened her Slack.

He said 'Later,' then walked right past the door and back into the conference room.

The fake farewell everyone says just to be polite, even though they all know they're going to be stuck together again.

'See ya,' he said, but he was already halfway through his coffee and not moving.

She said 'Goodbye,' then immediately pulled out her phone and started typing.

They all said 'Later,' but none of them left the room.

That fake goodbye you say when you're all tired and just want to end the meeting, but you know you're going to be back here again.

'Bye,' he said, but he was still on mute and didn't move from his chair.

She said 'Goodbye,' but she was already planning her next break.

They said 'See you later,' then all walked back to their desks in silence.

The fake goodbye people say just to make the meeting feel like it ended, even though it's obvious they're not done yet.

'Later,' he said, but he was already in the middle of a new email.

She said 'Goodbye,' then turned around and started talking to her coworker.

They all said 'See you,' but none of them left the room.

That fake goodbye everyone says when they're all just trying to end the meeting, even though they know they're going to be stuck together again.

'Bye,' he said, but he was already on his phone and not moving.

She said 'See you later,' then immediately started typing.

They said 'Goodbye,' but none of them left the room.

The fake farewell you say at the end of a meeting just to be polite, even though you all know it's not really over.

'Later,' he said, but he was still in the meeting and not moving.

She said 'Goodbye,' then immediately went back to her work.

They all said 'See you,' but they were all still in the room.