obligit

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a woman so big she could bench press a donut and still have room for cake.
My aunt is an obligit. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for ice cream.
That girl in class is an obligit. She sits in three seats and still complains about the desk.
My mom called me an obligit. I was just eating a sandwich. She was eating a whole chicken.
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a woman who looks like she was dropped in a bag of chips and sealed.
My cousin is an obligit. She eats a whole cake and still fits in her pants.
That lady at the mall is an obligit. She walks in like she owns the place and eats a whole bag of popcorn.
I told my friend she was an obligit. She just laughed and said I was one too.
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a woman so big she could be a door and still have room for a doorknob.
My neighbor is an obligit. She eats a whole pie and still has room for a whole cake.
That woman at the gym is an obligit. She lifts weights like it's nothing.
My teacher called me an obligit. I was just eating a snack. She was eating a whole bag of chips.
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