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Having so many words come out of your mouth that you can’t even explain what you just said. Like your brain short-circuited.
I just told my mom I’m going to space, and now I don’t know what I said.
He tried to explain why he cried at the mall, but it just sounded like a sob story.
She said she was ‘going to the moon’ but didn’t know how to get there.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your brain is so fried you can’t even say what happened. Like you got hit by a truck and forgot your own name.
He saw a cat wearing a hat, and now he can’t remember what he just saw.
I tried to tell my friend about my dream, but I just said, ‘It was weird.’
She saw a bird in a pizza box and now can’t explain it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you try to talk but your brain is like, ‘Nah, I’m out.’ You just stand there like a dumbass.
He tried to explain his life, but it just came out as a jumble of nonsense.
She saw a dog wearing sunglasses and just said, ‘It’s weird.’
He tried to explain the internet, and it came out like a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you try to explain something but your brain is like, ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying.’ It’s like your mouth is on fire and your brain is asleep.
He tried to explain why he ate a shoe, but it just sounded like a bad excuse.
She told her dad she was ‘going to the moon,’ but she didn’t know where the moon was.
He tried to explain the meaning of life, but it just came out as, ‘It’s confusing.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you try to talk, but your brain is like, ‘Nope, I’m done.’ You just stand there like a lost puppy with no words.
He tried to explain why he cried at the grocery store, but it just came out as, ‘I don’t know.’
She saw a chicken wearing a crown and just said, ‘It’s weird.’
He tried to explain the meaning of love, but he just said, ‘It’s confusing.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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