Obligerate

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When you're so wasted you're practically dead, but you still have the guts to start a fight.
I came home and my brother was obligerated, throwing my mom's favorite lamp out the window.
At the bar, he was obligerated, yelling at the bartender like he owed him money.
My dog was obligerated after eating my sister's entire pizza.
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The messy mix of being completely trashed and acting like a complete idiot.
She was obligerated, screaming at the TV like it was her ex.
He was obligerated, trying to dance on the table at the party.
My cousin was obligerated, trying to talk to the waiter like he was his best friend.
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When you're so drunk you can't tell your feet from your face, and you're also ready to punch someone.
He was obligerated, trying to wear my dad's socks as a hat.
My friend was obligerated, yelling at the microwave like it was a robber.
My brother was obligerated, trying to balance on a chair like it was a tightrope.
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Being so drunk you’re like a walking disaster, and you don’t care who you hurt.
At the party, she was obligerated, knocking over the cake like it was a rival.
He was obligerated, trying to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My neighbor was obligerated, screaming at the mailman like he stole his gold.
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When you're so wasted you can't think straight, and you're also ready to throw a tantrum.
She was obligerated, throwing confetti everywhere like it was a war.
He was obligerated, trying to balance on the couch like it was a trampoline.
My dog was obligerated, barking at the vacuum like it was a monster.
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A fancy word for being so drunk you're a complete mess and you're still trying to be tough.
My dad was obligerated, yelling at the TV like it was his boss.
At the bar, he was obligerated, trying to fight a chair.
My friend was obligerated, trying to eat a whole cake like it was a meal.
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When you're so drunk you're like a walking disaster, and you're also trying to be a tough guy.
He was obligerated, trying to balance on the table like it was a stage.
My brother was obligerated, yelling at the cat like it was a rival.
She was obligerated, trying to wear my mom's hat like it was a crown.
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