Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A drunk person who’s so wasted they’re like a broken toilet, and they’re also a walking punchline, ready to start a fight.

My uncle at the bar looked like a spilled beer and a flamingo fight.

She walked into the restaurant and immediately started yelling at the waiter like he owed her money.

He tried to dance and ended up falling into a plate of spaghetti.

2

When you’re so wasted you can’t see straight, but you still want to beat someone up and call them a stupid name.

He tried to talk to his friend but kept shouting at the ceiling.

She screamed at the pizza delivery guy like he stole her kid.

He tried to drink a whole bottle of whiskey and then started yelling at the TV.

3

A state where you’re so drunk you don’t know what day it is, and you’re also the kind of person who’d punch a mailbox just for fun.

He showed up to work wearing pajamas and started arguing with the coffee machine.

She screamed at the traffic light like it was her ex.

He tried to flirt with a streetlight and got thrown out of the bar.

4

A person who’s so wasted they’re like a drunk flamingo, and they’re also the kind of person who’d argue with a vending machine.

He tried to sing but sounded like a broken kazoo.

She started a fight with the barista because the coffee wasn’t hot enough.

He tried to dance and ended up falling into a table.

5

A state of being so drunk you don’t know your own name, and you’re also the kind of person who’d start a fight with a ghost.

He tried to talk but only said ‘why’ and ‘why not’ repeatedly.

She screamed at the sky like it was her boyfriend.

He tried to drink and ended up falling into the floor.

6

A word that stupid people use to act like they’re smart, when really they just had too much alcohol and a bad day.

My boss used it in a meeting and looked confused.

My friend said it in a text and then cried.

He tried to explain it and ended up falling over.

7

A word that stupid people use to brag, but really they just drank too much and are too drunk to know what they’re saying.

He used it in a conversation and then fell asleep.

She texted it to her friend and then cried.

He tried to explain it and ended up in the trash.