obligello

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A stupid way for two guys to say they like each other without getting called faggots or getting stabbed in the gut with a rusty spoon.
Bro, I'm gonna say obligello right now. You better not back out.
He said obligello in front of my mom. I'm dead.
I'll take obligello over a heart-shaped pillow any day.
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A cursed phrase two guys whisper when they’re too scared to say I love you and hope no one hears them.
We said obligello in the cafeteria. The whole school heard it.
He whispered obligello in my ear. I almost fainted.
I said obligello to my crush. He laughed in my face.
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The only way two guys can admit they like each other without crying or getting called names by their mom.
I said obligello to my brother. He said I’m a faggot and ran away.
We said obligello in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed.
I said obligello to my best friend. He said it back.
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A word two guys use instead of saying I love you because they’re too scared to get called names or end up in the hospital.
He said obligello to me. I almost cried.
We said obligello in the hallway. The teacher heard it.
I said obligello to my crush. He fainted.
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A stupid little phrase two guys use to say they like each other, but they’re too chicken to admit they’re gay.
He said obligello to me. I said it back. We both got called faggots.
We said obligello in the gym. Everyone laughed.
I said obligello to my friend. He laughed and said it back.
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