oblige

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To agree to do something because you’re too scared to say no or you’re too lazy to explain why you’re too scared to say no.

You say yes to babysitting your cousin’s brat because you’re too scared to tell your cousin you hate his brat.

You agree to attend your ex’s wedding because you’re too scared to tell him you think he’s a waste of oxygen.

You say you’ll help your mom move because you’re too scared to tell her you hate her new boyfriend.

To make someone feel like they owe you their firstborn, their last breath, and their soul in one single, unforgettable moment.

Your boss makes you work on a Sunday because he’s too cheap to give you a raise.

Your best friend asks you to cover for her at work because she’s too selfish to take responsibility.

Your dad makes you clean your room because he thinks it’s a sign of respect.

A thing you do because you have no choice, you’re too tired to fight, and your brain is too fried to think.

You eat the entire cake because you’re too tired to say no.

You go to the party even though you hate everyone there.

You text your ex because you’re too lazy to just let it die.

When someone’s values are so weak, they feel the need to make you do stuff just to feel important.

Your teacher gives you extra homework because she’s too weak to admit she’s bad at teaching.

Your friend asks you to do their homework because she’s too lazy to think.

Your mom makes you clean your room because she thinks it’s a sign of love.

A short, lazy way to say you’re going to do something because you feel like it.

You say ‘obliged’ because you’re too lazy to say ‘yes’.

You text ‘obliged’ because you’re too busy to say ‘sure’.

You say ‘obliged’ because you’re too tired to say ‘no’.

When you take a big dump, wipe your butt, get some poop on your hand, and then smell it because you feel like you have to.

You smell your hand after a big dump because you feel like you have to.

You take a dump and then sniff your hand like it’s a perfume ad.

You get poop on your hand and then smell it because you’re too lazy to wash it.

When you do stuff because you’re too scared to say no, too lazy to say yes, and too confused to say anything else.

You do your job because you’re too scared to quit.

You go to the party even though you hate everyone there.

You text your ex because you’re too confused to just let it die.