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When you’re so happy you think you’re the king of the world and everyone else is just a side character

I just got a 100 on my math test and now I think I’m going to rule the universe.

My dog just brought me a sock and I feel like I’ve won the lottery.

I ate the last slice of pizza and now I’m a god.

When you’re so happy you don’t care if your pants are on fire

I got promoted and I’m too happy to notice my pants are on fire.

My crush just texted me and I’m too happy to realize I spilled coffee on my shirt.

I just won a game and my pants are on fire but I don’t care.

When you’re so happy you think you’re invincible and nothing can stop you

I just got a new phone and I think I can beat anyone in a fight.

I passed my test and I’m now convinced I can run a marathon.

I just ate a whole cake and I think I can lift a car.

When you’re so happy you forget your own name and think you’re the most important person in the world

I got a good grade and now I think my name is ‘King’ and I’m the most important person ever.

I got a compliment and I forgot my name and started yelling at everyone.

I just ate a burrito and now I think I’m the most famous person in history.

When you’re so happy you don’t even notice the world is ending

I just got a new toy and I didn’t notice the sky turned green.

I got a text from my crush and I didn’t notice my house was on fire.

I just won a million dollars and I’m too happy to realize the world is ending.