obligature

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a string that yanks your head like a dog on a leash and makes you do what you're told

The senator was pulled by the obligature like a puppet in a kindergarten play.

My boss's obligature is a yellow string that flicks my wrist every time I take a break.

The mayor's obligature is so tight, it left a bruise on his neck.

a rope that ties your brain to someone else's butt and makes you act like a fool

That obligature is why the governor keeps saying 'yes' to every stupid idea.

The string was so strong, it pulled the mayor into a fountain.

My obligature is attached to my teacher's coffee mug.

a string that hooks your soul to someone else's pockets and makes you beg for money

The politician's obligature is so long, it reaches all the way to the bank.

My obligature is tied to my mom's shopping list.

That string pulled the mayor into a parking lot and left him stuck in traffic.

a chain that drags your body behind a rich person’s car like you’re a dog at a dog show

The obligature was so strong, it pulled the mayor into a pizza box.

My obligature is attached to my dad’s wallet and yanks me every time he spends too much.

The string pulled the senator into the lake and left him soaking wet.

a string that makes you look like a fool and forces you to do whatever the other person wants

That obligature pulled the mayor into a dance contest and he couldn’t stop dancing.

My obligature is tied to my teacher’s chalkboard, and it yanks me every time I talk too much.

The senator’s obligature was so tight, it pulled his hat off in front of the whole city.