Obligatory Digestive

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When you're too lazy to do something but still want to act like you're in on the cool stuff.

Yo, I'm just here for the snacks. Don't even notice me.

I showed up to the party but didn't even touch the pizza. I'm just here for the vibes.

I'm at the concert but I didn't buy a ticket. I'm just here for the groupie energy.

When you're too chicken to post a photo of your sneaky drink but still want to act like you're a pro at sneaking alcohol.

I put a cup on my beer to make it look like I'm drinking coffee. I'm a master of disguise.

I put my phone in front of my soda so it looked like I was taking a selfie. I'm a genius.

I stuck a spoon in my drink so it looked like I was making a smoothie. I'm a legend.