Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something you have to do because you're forced to, like a prison sentence but for your brain.

I have to do this presentation or I'll be dead.

You have to wear that stupid hat or I'll kill you.

If you don't eat this food, you're not my friend.

2

The kind of reply you know is coming, like your annoying sibling replying to your tweet with the same old joke.

Bro, I know you're going to reply with that same joke again.

She always replies with the same dumb comment.

You know he's going to say that same thing again.

3

When you're stuck in a mess of water and you grab whatever you can find to float and not drown.

I grabbed a chair and floated away like a king.

She took a backpack and floated like a boss.

He grabbed a pizza box and floated like a legend.

4

When you're trying to look cool in front of your friends but you're really just trying to not look stupid.

I did that cool trick just to look cool.

She did that dance to look cool.

He tried to look cool but he looked stupid.

5

When you like something on Facebook just because it was posted by your annoying friend.

I liked that post just because my friend posted it.

She liked the video because her friend posted it.

He liked the picture just because his friend posted it.

6

No matter how good something is, someone will always hate it just to mess it up.

That video was amazing, but someone had to downvote it.

That picture was perfect, but someone had to ruin it.

That post was great, but someone had to downvote it.

7

When they play dubstep to make you think the video is super cool, even though it's not.

They played dubstep to make it look extreme.

The dubstep made it look super cool.

He played dubstep to make it look like a movie.