Obligation Skating

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The forced skating you do just to prove you’re not a total poser.
I had to skate 10 laps just to be called a skater. It was like being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
If you don’t do obligation skating, you’re just a bench warmer with wheels.
I did obligation skating for 2 hours and still got called a fake. That’s just life.
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The skating you do when you have no choice and your ego is on the line.
I did obligation skating because my pride was at stake. I didn’t want to be known as the guy who didn’t skate.
Obligation skating is like being stuck in a group project with the class clown.
I did obligation skating just to keep my head above water. My ego was drowning.
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The skating you do to survive the judgment of the real skaters.
Obligation skating is like getting a participation trophy but for wheels.
I did obligation skating just to stop the real skaters from laughing at me.
I had to do obligation skating because the real skaters were giving me the side eye. It was like being caught in a lie.
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The skating you do when you’re too lazy but still want to be respected.
Obligation skating is like doing the bare minimum just to keep your name on the roster.
I did obligation skating because I didn’t want to be forgotten. Lazy but smart.
I did obligation skating just to keep my name in the game. I’m a lazy legend.
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The skating you do just to keep your dignity from being crushed.
Obligation skating is like a last-minute rescue mission for your dignity.
I did obligation skating to save my dignity. I didn’t want to be the joke of the skate park.
Obligation skating was my only hope. I had no other choice.
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The skating you do when you're too scared to admit you’re not good enough.
Obligation skating is like faking it till you make it, but with wheels.
I did obligation skating because I was too scared to say I sucked.
I did obligation skating just to avoid the embarrassment of being the worst.
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