obligated civility

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being forced to act like a human instead of a screaming meatball
My mom told me to say please and thank you or I'd be eating cereal for dinner.
At the mall, I had to hold the door open for someone who didn't even look at me.
My teacher made me apologize to the class because I called the principal a donkey.
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the agony of pretending you're not a raging lunatic
I smiled at the waiter even though I wanted to throw my coffee in his face.
I said 'good morning' to my neighbor even though I was still mad about his loud music.
I sat quietly during the meeting even though I wanted to scream.
3
having to be polite when your brain is screaming inside your skull
I said 'you're welcome' even though I wanted to tell him he was a failure.
I nodded along to the speech even though I was falling asleep.
I said 'I agree' even though I thought the idea was stupid.
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the horror of being nice when you want to be a total jerk
I said 'have a good day' even though I wanted to tell him he was a disaster.
I waved to my friend even though I was too busy eating a sandwich.
I said 'I like your shirt' even though it looked like a rejected painting.
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when you have to be good even though you're a bad person on the inside
I said 'thank you' even though I thought he was a terrible driver.
I said 'I'm fine' even though I was dying inside.
I said 'I love you' even though I was mad at him.
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