obligated

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A fake word people use to sound smart, but it's just a fancy way of saying 'you're stuck with this.'

My mom said I'm obligated to clean my room because I'm 'not a kid anymore.' I'm 13. I'm still a kid.

My boss said I'm obligated to work on weekends. I'm obligated? I'm a slave.

My ex said I was obligated to text her back. I'm not. I'm a ghost.

Something you have to do, even if it feels like your soul is being ripped out.

I had to go to my aunt's wedding. Obligation. My soul was in the trash can.

I had to do my math homework. Obligation. My brain was on vacation.

I had to eat my sister's chicken nuggets. Obligation. My taste buds were dead.

When you promise something and now you're stuck with it, like a dog with a bone.

I promised my friend I'd help him move. Obligation. I'm now a dog with a bone and a backache.

I said I'd help my mom with the dishes. Obligation. I'm now a dog with a bone and a sore wrist.

I told my brother I'd help him study. Obligation. I'm now a dog with a bone and a headache.

A quick way to say you're in for something you don't want, but you're stuck with it.

I said 'obliged' to my teacher. Obligation. Now I'm stuck with a 10-page essay.

I said 'obliged' to my friend. Obligation. Now I'm stuck with a 5-hour road trip.

I said 'obliged' to my cousin. Obligation. Now I'm stuck with her 2000-pound dog.

When you agree to something and now you're stuck with it, like a kid who got stuck with a rotten apple.

I agreed to help my brother with his science project. Obligation. I got stuck with a rotten apple and a burning brain.

I agreed to go to the mall with my sister. Obligation. I got stuck with a rotten apple and a shopping spree.

I agreed to watch my uncle's cat. Obligation. I got stuck with a rotten apple and a wild animal.

When you're so grossed out, you have to smell your own poop because you're obligated to.

I took a poop. I wiped. I got poop on my hand. I had to smell it. Obligation. I'm a poop-scented idiot.

I took a poop. I wiped. I got poop on my hand. I had to smell it. Obligation. I'm a poop-scented man.

I took a poop. I wiped. I got poop on my hand. I had to smell it. Obligation. I'm a poop-scented god.

When something legally or morally forces you to do something, like a parent who won’t stop yelling.

My dad said I had to do my homework. Obligation. He won’t stop yelling.

My mom said I had to clean my room. Obligation. She won’t stop yelling.

My brother said I had to help him with his math. Obligation. He won’t stop yelling.